you obviously need some work to do
i have more than enough work. i do these things in my spare time. 
posted by
kat
at January 11, 2007 07:26 AM
Can we see your new glasses? 
I wrote my own fortune lib once at work... we had a big sun box, that many not-so-technical people wanted access to, and we (IT) didn't. So to put the fear of the BOFH (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bofh) in them, I put fortune with the custom lib in /etc/profile ... some entries were:
"Note access to this system turns your local microphone on. We will monitor your every action and sound to insure there is no misuse of the system"
"The system will be going down for a scheduled reboot in 4 minutes 21 seconds"
"Yes, we do monitor you. That's what happened to Toby" -- (Toby was a big team player that got fired for surfing porn... but not on the sun box... and was caught by his boss walking in on him)
"Error 2283 Occured. Please, do NOT contact the system administrators." -- (We had 2 people ask us about it)
posted by
Dan M
at January 13, 2007 10:56 PM
AWESOME! 
posted by
kat
at January 14, 2007 04:08 PM
you obviously need some work to do
i have more than enough work. i do these things in my spare time.
Can we see your new glasses?
I wrote my own fortune lib once at work... we had a big sun box, that many not-so-technical people wanted access to, and we (IT) didn't. So to put the fear of the BOFH (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bofh) in them, I put fortune with the custom lib in /etc/profile ... some entries were:
"Note access to this system turns your local microphone on. We will monitor your every action and sound to insure there is no misuse of the system"
"The system will be going down for a scheduled reboot in 4 minutes 21 seconds"
"Yes, we do monitor you. That's what happened to Toby" -- (Toby was a big team player that got fired for surfing porn... but not on the sun box... and was caught by his boss walking in on him)
"Error 2283 Occured. Please, do NOT contact the system administrators." -- (We had 2 people ask us about it)
AWESOME!